Once,
there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool
in the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had beautiful daughter who was single. One day he
decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced
“My dear guests... I have a
proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter
to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge
unharmed!”
As
soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash! There
was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could. The crowd cheered him on as
he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The
millionaire was impressed.
He
said “My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done!
Well, I must keep my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter or the
one million dollars?”
The
guy said “Listen, I don’t want your money and I don’t want your daughter! I
want the person who pushed me in that water!”
*** J***
A
new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him
flowers for the occasion. The flowers arrived at the new business site and the
owner read the card “Rest in peace”. The owner was annoyed, and called to
complain
“Sir,
I’m really sorry for the mistake, and sorry you were offended” said the
florist.
“But
even worse, somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have
flowers with a note saying, “congratulation
on your new location” “.
***:D***
Clever
News Reporter
A
car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd
gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the
car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly
“Let
me trough! Let me trough! I am the son of the victim”.
The
crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
***:v***
